Because it’s Tuesday, and the news is kind of slow, and the only really big thing to happen today was Kim Kardashian telling her ancestors who died in the Armenian Genocide to suck it, I’m throwing in this video of Dwayne Johnson doing a pec dance on Ellen’s daytime talk show because … because … guuuuuuuh, so much muscle. WHY WON’T HE TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT?!?! Gah! Fucking shirt. Where was I? Oh yes, Dwayne Johnson. Jesus, that is too much sexiness for one man. Clearly, we need some sort of sexiness socialism. Spread the sexiness around. By taking off your shirt. Forever. FOR AMERICA.