Vivid Entertainment wants Casey Anthony to do porn!

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Because apparently Steven Hirsch would sign John Wayne Gacy if he had huge tits, Vivid Entertainment has offered Casey Anthony a role in their next porn movie because she’s vaguely famous (FOR ALLEGEDLY KILLING HER BABY)! You know, because nothing gets men hotter than a woman who was accused of killing her two-year-old infant!

Hirsch tells TMZ … “Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life.” No word on how much Hirsch is willing to pony up … but he thinks there’s a realistic chance … noting, “We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot.” SOURCE

Well, personally all I’m taking from this is that men will fuck anything. Absolutely ANYTHING. Ladies, you no longer have any excuse for not being able to land a straight guy, because someone out there was able to look at Casey Anthony and say “Yes, she looks like a meth addicted white trash hooker and allegedly killed her own baby, but she does have a vagina, soooooo … yeah, I’d hit that.” They will fuck anything.

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