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Victoria Jackson is a fat douche!

Victoria Jackson is a fat douche!
March 21, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Victoria Jackson

Remember Victoria Jackson? Neither does anyone else. Anyway, she used to be Saturday Night Live‘s resident shrill, dumpy fat chick who no one likes (there’s always one in the cast!) until everyone realized they hated her because she was about as funny as she was thin, attractive and sane. Anyway, it turns out you can’t keep Victoria down (unless you smear peanut butter on your crotch) because she’s in the news again because she hates Muslims, gays and Glee.

This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break! That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don’t care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an “alternate lifestyle”! There I said it! Ridiculous! Did you see Glee this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of Glee – what’s your agenda? One-way tolerance? SOURCE

First off, what does Victoria know about comedy? She hears laughter about as often as she hears the phrase “fuck me”. I guess the main difference between Victoria and myself is that while I find the way all three of her chins jiggle when tries to breathe “sickening”, I at least have the manners not to say it out loud. But hey, the girl has to do something to get her name out there now that all her Ghostbusters royalties are drying up … oh, wait, I’m sorry, I’m being told that was the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. My bad.

Victoria Jackson