Victoria and David Beckham had a baby girl!

A little known fact about the world of gossip: everything is cyclical. I swear to God, this is true. Think of it this way: everyone gets engaged (then subsequently pregnant) in the late fall/early winter, has babies during the summer, then spends fall gathering nuts, seeds and berries during the fall in order to last them through their hibernation. Or is that woodland creatures? I get them confused sometimes. Anyway, the baby cycle is upon us, as Victoria and David Beckham have welcomed a baby girl named Harper Seven Beckham into their family.

“David and Victoria Beckham are delighted to announce the birth of their daughter,” Beckham family spokesperson Jo Milloy said in a statement to Access on Sunday. “Happy and healthy, she arrived at 7:55 AM this morning at Cedars Sinai hospital in Los Angeles and weighed 7lbs., 10oz. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are excited to welcome their new baby sister to the family,” the statement continued, referring to the couple’s three sons. SOURCE

Oh God help her, how does that even happen? No offense, but Victoria Beckham’s new baby probably has a bigger waist than she does. Just to put it into perspective, imagine trying to suck a football through a drinking straw, and you have the basic approximation of what Posh Spice giving birth is like. But all joking aside, congrats to the two of them!

David and Victoria Beckham

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