A little while back, Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp finally split up even though they were rumored to have split up long, long before. Anyway, people automatically assumed that Johnny had dumped Vanessa for his The Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard. Except … ummm, Amber is a lesbian, I think? And she has a girlfriend for almost two years now? Yeah … The Daily Mail reports:
Her sombre mood was perhaps understandable considering claims that Vanessa labelled her a ‘man-stealing nobody’. Vanessa is said to have told friends she is determined that Amber, who was first linked to Depp when they starred in The Rum Diary, will not bond with the pair’s children, Lily-Rose and Jack. A source told Now: ‘Vanessa’s devastated that Johnny’s dumped her. She blames Amber and calls her a man-stealing, two-bit nobody and has vowed to not let her anywhere near their children.’
I mean granted, I can’t find a quote from her where Amber says specifically that she’s a lesbian, just that she was in love with a woman and that she didn’t want to hide that part of her life, but still, I usually assume that if a woman is in a committed relationship with another woman, she usually doesn’t steal another woman’s man. I know, I know, that was weird.