Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz … wha – what? Oh, sorry, I dozed off their for a second because these two are so damn boring. Anyway, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo got married this weekend despite the fact that I still have no idea who Minnillo is ( … a plumber?) while Jessica Simpson sat at home and ate five fluffernutter sandwiches. “When I’m feeling extra sad, I dip the crusts in Baconnaise …”
After dating for more than five years, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are married. A spokeswoman for Minnillo confirms that the couple wed Friday. People magazine first reported the nuptials. Publicist Melissa Raubvogel provided no other details. SOURCE
“The bride wore white and the groom wore a tuxedo. Afterwards, they danced to some music and ate cake and … *Yawns* and then the … the bridesmaid committed … duck genocide … Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
