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Vanessa Hudgens: I was eating white chocolate, not drugs!

Vanessa Hudgens: I was eating white chocolate, not drugs!
April 19, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Vanessa Hudgens

So over the weekend, Vanessa Hudgens was photographed at Coachella completely tripping balls and dipping her finger into a baggie in her purse, pulling out a white substance that she ate off her finger like it was Jon Hamm‘s dick. Of course, everyone assumed it was a drug called “Molly” because, let’s face it, the girl looked like she was one rolled-up hundred dollar bill away from giving away handjobs for coke behind the port-a-potties, but her rep is now claiming it was actually just melted white chocolate. Which sort of begs the question: Who keeps white chocolate in a dimebag in the desert?

Vanessa Hudgens was the subject of fresh web rumors on Monday — thanks to confusing new snaps taken of her over the weekend at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, Calif. Hudgens, 22, was photographed reaching in a small bag and licking a mysterious white substance off of her fingers. Drugs? Nope. A rep for the Sucker Punch starlet told E! News that the creamy stuff was actually melted white chocolate. SOURCE

First off, I feel really old right now because I actually had to go on Twitter to ask what Molly was because I don’t touch drugs. Thanks to reader @OneEyedJuliet for doing the research for me and telling me that it’s basically powdered E. Anyway, now to my point: There’s no way that was white chocolate. Hell, as long as it’s in moderation I don’t care what she puts in her body. That being said, I’d probably respect her more if she just came out and said something like “I was at Coachella, of course I did drugs.” Or better yet, she could have just pulled out a picture of Zac Efron and said “I had to pretend to date this for four years and not once did he stick his penis in me. I DESERVE THIS, YOU BITCHES!”

Vanessa Hudgens