Twitter Feud: Chris Brown vs. Jenny Johnson

If you don’t know who Jenny Johnson is, it’s probably only because you’ve never been on Twitter. Jenny is one of the single funniest people on Twitter, and has made a name for herself for calling out terrible, morally-devoid celebrities for being terrible and morally-devoid. Anyway, Chris Brown has been a good target for her, since he’s virulently misogynistic, homophobic, and violent in general. Last night, the two of them got into it on Twitter, and in their feud, Chris outed himself as a raging woman hater and apparently a coprophiliac. For the sake of clarity, we removed their @replies to each other as well as all instances where they copy previous tweets.

@JennyJohnsonHi5: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person. RT @chrisbrown: I look old as fuck! I’m only 23…

@ChrisBrown: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.

@JennyJohnsonHi5: It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant fuck.

@ChrisBrown: I should fart while ur giving me top. “Seize the day” #CarpeDiem

@JennyJohnsonHi5: Your mom must be so proud of you.

@ChrisBrown: see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig

@JennyJohnsonHi5: http://t.co/WpuEMPOP #SuckIt

@ChrisBrown: mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, ….#pinkeye

@JennyJohnsonHi5: YOU FLIRT!!!

@ChrisBrown: Let me leave this bitch alone… It’s good to know my worth by listening to a bitch that is worthless! #iwin #bushpigswag

@JennyJohnsonHi5: Okay. I’m done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me.

@ChrisBrown: Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????

@JennyJohnsonHi5: Get some help. Seriously.

After their feud, Chris Brown has deleted his Twitter account while his fans sent death threats to Jenny, which makes total sense: How dare that comedienne hurt the violent abuser’s feelings! She’s so mean and hurtful! It’s almost like she slammed his face into a car window and then bit him on the neck and ears, only with her words! But in all seriousness, Jenny is a national treasure, and Chris is apparently weirdly obsessed with farts. Seriously, what was up with that?

Chris Brown vs. Jenny Johnson

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