Okay, so real talk here: I have seen both Despicable Me movies. I liked both of them. I liked the Minions and thought they were a great addition to the movie that rounded out the plot nicely. But, and this is a minor one, I don’t seem to love Minions the same way the web has, to the point where Minion memes are popping up left and right on Facebook. It’s like bacon: I get the appeal, I enjoy it immensely, but there’s such a thing as too much, internet. Anyway, now we will have Minions–the movie due out next summer, which I can get behind because it involves them murdering everyone in history. Accidental murderer minions are the best kind of minion.