Yes, the new season of Celebrity Apprentice, featuring a collection of the shows best competitors, is coming soon, which means another season of trying to ignore Donald Trump so I can focus on Gary Busey‘s intoxicating insanity. Anyway, here’s the first trailer for the All-Stars season (kicking off March 3rd on NBC), which features one of the most sublime reads I’ve ever seen come out of a celeb’s mouth:
LaToya Jackson: (To Omarosa) Who is the most disrespectful person in this room?
Omarosa: I am a grown-ass woman. I run a company, I run half of the West Coast-
LaToya: (Looking straight into the camera) Did you guys get that? She runs a company and half of the West Coast.
Ooooooooooooo, girl, the library is CLOSED.