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Tom Hanks’ son really wants your attention

Tom Hanks’ son really wants your attention
Chet Haze

I’m not really sure how Tom Hanks begat a son who seems to think that he can (A) rap, and (B) call himself Chet Haze without sounding like an asshole, but somehow the universe lined itself up just right for this embarrassment to happen. Chet decided yesterday to play “LOOK AT ME!” on Twitter by posting a shirtless pic, because that turned out so well for Aaron Carter. Oh, wait, I think he went to rehab after that. Huh … anyway, you can ogle him below if you’re so inclined, although honestly, you can do better than this. Also, while you look into that face, try and remember: this guy believes he’s a gangsta rapper.

Chet Haze