tom paid katie $600 million to be his wife?!?

tom paid katie $600 million to be his wife?!?
November 7, 2007 MICHAEL KNUDSEN

good evening! the latest issue of national enquirer is all about tomkat – they’re claiming the ‘secret deal’ made between tom cruise and katie holmes is worth a whooping $600 million dollars – that’s a shit load of money – heck i’d have tom’s baby and live in his beverly hills castle under lock and key – heck where do i sign up?!? i usually hate being cynical but if were to pick one hollywood couple destined to fail – it would have to be mr. cruise & ms. holmes – i just don’t feel them as a real couple at all (unlike brangelina who i think were destined for each other!) i really can’t wait to see how katie’s upcoming film mad money is received both critically & commercially – it’ll be so odd to see her back doing the whole acting thing – she has been playing a ‘stepford wife’ for what seems like ages! (here’s a popbytes flashback for you…my video entitled katie holmes is not dead)

in other cover features we’ve got kirstie alley supposedly dropping thirty pounds practically overnight – does jenny craig work that fast? i don’t think so but in the picture featured – she looks great – however she did lose the weight – it was done right! i still think (although i’ve always been skinny – so i can’t talk much) that the key to losing weight is simply exercising & eating right – but i suppose we all need a little help sometimes! (hello star jones!)

finally what’s up with the whole christina applegate gay wedding?!? i can’t for the life of me figure out what that story is all about? i know she was recently spotted out making out with her ex-husband jonathan schaech – and i’v been enjoying her hit series samantha who? – i’m very curious to read that scoop – there’s also more on duane ‘dog’ chapman which i’m finding to be an icky story overall – totally not the type of thing i like to write about here on popbytes – i like to keep things light & fun around here as much as possible! i’m over & out for now…xxoo!