tom cruise & katie holmes become ‘one’



oh yes – today was the big day over in italy when tom cruise finally completed his whole kat(i)e holmes takeover scheme…she is now mrs. tom cruise! the wedding was a scientologist based ceremony – does that mean katie is now a 100% full-fledged l. ron hubbard guru? or does she need to get inducted in some other (creepy) ceremony? gosh who knows how it all works – some things are better left a mystery – we all know what happened to the cat when curiosity came poking around – let’s just see how long this marriage lasts – anyone feel like placing bets? popbtes over & out for now – xxoo!







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  • http://www.castlecomments.blogspot.com P88hBear

    I think I will go with two years, three months and five days… that should be the length of time it takes for her to get her head screwed back on right! Poor baby girl, come away from the dark side!!

  • http://aldans.com.ar Aldana

    He must be wearing hills on those pics, he is nowhere near Katie’s height less if she’s wearing heels (which every bride does) and what’s up with her funny/fluffy looking bangs?? What a couple of turds!

  • http://blog.myspace.com/colormeskanky peace pipe

    hmmm I’m gonna guess that the “irreconcilable differences” kick in right around the three year mark. I would say one, but Tom Cruise has Xenu on his side.

  • http://castlecomments.blogspot.com/ P88hBear

    HER KNEES ARE BENT!! OMG, I never noticed it before… I was busy pondering what Xenu was and I scrolled up… her knees are fricken bent so they could at least be the same height!! LOL I gotta go before I laugh so hard I wet myself… good gravy y’all…

  • http://poppycede.blogspot.com Poppy

    I think my brain may be taken over by the TomKat bug, I posted a congratulations message on my blog. *sigh*

  • lea

    Dont like KH gown….so ordinary…..expected a la Kidman retro wedding gown, Hey maybe in your 2nd marriage…..Kate, ask NK for advise!!!

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