I’m warning you right now: everyone pushed or implanted a tiny little fetus out of their vagina this weekend, and it’s going to get old reeeeeeeeal fast. But the good news is that someone we actually like had a baby! Tina Fey gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Penelope Athena last Wednesday, which means now we get twice as many lines for Tracy on 30 Rock.
Tina Fey is a mom — again! The 30 Rock star and husband Jeffrey Richmond welcomed their second daughter on Wednesday, People has confirmed. The newest addition to their family, Penelope Athena, was born August 10 and joins big sister Alice, 5. SOURCE
Yeah, I don’t have anything bitchy or mean to say because we like Tina and we’re happy for her and babies are a beautiful, natural part of life when they’re not coming out of teenage whores desperate for some of that sweet, sweet MTV fame. So congratulations to mother and child, I hope you got plenty of sleep before the delivery because you’re getting fuck all now!