That tequila bitch got attacked or something

That tequila bitch got attacked or something
August 16, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Prepare to hate everyone and everything that ever existed: This weekend, That Tequila Bitch performed at the annual Gathering of the Juggaloes (this is a real thing. Really.) where she was met with cheers and applause and AHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. They threw shit at her and then she bitched about it to TMZ for attention. Who couldn’t see that one coming from a mile away?

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking!” SOURCE

On one hand, something like this probably happened, since there were thousands of people present to witness the event. On the other hand, this is That Tequila Bitch. Chances are, she got herself a wee little boo-boo and decided to play it up for attention because she absorbs that stuff like a plant absorbs sunlight and water. Plus, let’s face it: if you’re going to play a show in front of thousands upon thousands of violent social misfits, don’t be too surprised when shit goes down.