Tila Tequila is releasing a(nother) sex tape

Tila Tequila

A week or two ago, Tila Tequila decided to recreate herself as a reincarnated Hitler fighting against the forces of the Illuminati and the racists (she said, without a hint of irony). Well, in case you’re wondering what the f*ck that was all about, apparently she’s releasing a sex tape with Vivid and I’m guessing she decided to promote it by releasing pictures of her as sexy Hitler standing in front of a concentration camp. And that is why Tila Tequila is not in marketing. TMZ reports …

TMZ has learned Vivid Entertainment obtained footage of Tila recently banging on camera … and they plan to release the video just in time for Christmas. Stocking stuffers, anyone? We saw the footage — calling it “hardcore” is an understatement … especially compared to her last tape, which was an all-girl affair. Tila isn’t saying if she signed off on the tape — but since it’s being released to the public … you do the math.

Holy sh!t, what an asshole way to thank someone for trying to salvage your career…

Tila: Hey, thanks for agreeing to release my sex tape!
Steve Hirsch: No worries, you deserved a fair shake.
Tila: Yeah, about that, probably should have told you this before, buuuuuuuuut I’m Hitler.
Steve: … WHAT?
Tila: Yup! Hitler. Me. I’m Hitler now. Just thought you should know. Byeeeeeeee!
Steve: Yeah, we’re never working together again. Ever.

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