T.I. Got A Handy In Prison

Yes, I really am that committed to not talking about the fucking People’s Choice Awards. Anyway, it looks like T.I. may have gotten into some trouble after his wife visited in prison and proceeded to give him an “Ol’ Fashioned.” You know what I’m saying… (*Bobs eyebrows up and down while wagging a cigar*)

According to prison guidelines, inmates are allowed to kiss and embrace at the beginning and at the end of a visit as well as hold hands — but “the inmate’s hands must remain in plain view of Visiting Room staff at all times.”
Tiny tells us T.I. was immediately reprimanded and sent to a “Special Housing Unit” — which consists of more security and less freedom. SOURCE

What? Getting mad over a jerk ‘n work? That’s not the America I know and love! Why, a fingerbangin’ is just like a handshake! Only, you know, instead of shaking a hand your actually shaking a guy’s dick. Also, a little lube never hurt anyone. Juuuuuuust puttin’ that out there.

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