Remember Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino? I know, almost forgot about him do you? Yeah, we were almost rid of him. Almost. Jersey Shore is ending, everyone’s breaking up, and for a split second, it almost seemed like we were rid of the greasy, orange, self-titled douche. Then PETA ruined it because they ruin everything. PETA ruined Super Mario, then they ruined Pokemon, now they ruined existence by hitting the snooze on The Situation’s fifteen minutes of fame. Tonight, we’re going to make some meatloaf and eat it just to spite you, PETA, someone has to pay for this.
BUT all joking aside, the ads are actually for a very good cause, it’s definitely important to spay or neuter pets, which helps to fight animal overpopulation while saving innocent lives.