The real Chris Brown … ugh

Pop quiz! Let’s say you very publicly broke up with your girlfriend in order to be with an ex whom you physically abused in a horrific way and whom you’ve been seeing in secret for the past few months. What do you do? If you said “get drunk and make an artsy video to post on the internet,” congrats moron! You’re Chris Brown.

After dumping Karrueche Tran so that he could be with Rihanna, Chris went into damage control by putting together a scripted, heavily edited video about how he loves them both and doesn’t want to hurt them. It’s the kind of earnest, heart-wrenching thing that comes from completely choreographing a crappy art-house movie for the sake of playing on the emotions of dumb, gullible, or just awful.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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