Because she is, if nothing else, a party-obsessed moron with no sense of personal responsibility, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly planning on running off with Paris and Nicky Hilton to South France on another bender, because it’s not like flying out of the country didn’t lead to her “losing” her passport and almost going to jail. Although this entire thing could be fake/a total lie since this is coming from Michael “Mesh Shirt” Lohan.
Instead of doing community service, Lindsay was spotted at Lollapooloza in Chicago over the weekend, and was at the Coldplay concert in Los Angeles last Wednesday and now the unemployed actress wants to go party in Europe with Paris and Nicky Hilton. The Hilton sisters are currently vacationing in the south of France.
Her father Michael Lohan exclusively told RadarOnline.com that he’s very worried about his daughter not complying in a timely matter with Judge Stephanie Sautner’s strict orders.
“After all she’s been through in the court system and the opportunity she’s been given to do her time outside of the prison system I would hate to see that opportunity go to waste,” Michael says. “She has so much talent and so much opportunity I hope she doesn’t take it for granted by being side tracked by the wrong people. She’s just being set up for failure.” SOURCE
Okay, so basically the validity of this statement is based entirely on which you believe more: That Michael Lohan is a lying liar who tells lies for money, or that Lindsay Lohan is a moron and thinks that drinking until the crying stops counts as community service. Honestly, it’s a toss-up here, especially if you consider that the Lohan family tree isn’t so much a tree as it is a Venus Fly Trap that eats cocaine and attention.