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The Kardashians will swallow your soul!

The Kardashians will swallow your soul!
June 2, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
The Kardashians

There’s this one particularly screwed up verse in Revelations where they talk about a beast with seven heads and ten horns (horn distribution is a bit vague; use your imagination) which people say is the anti-christ, although technically the term “anti-christ” is never once mentioned or truly alluded to, so let’s just say it’s a pretty bad thing. Anyway, bad thing is apparently some sort of super demon that will fuck shit up in the end times, and I swear to God, if you think about it enough, you can probably make a decent argument that it’s about the Kardashians.

Anyway, case in point: Here’s the entire Kardashian family on vacation lip syncing to Katy Perry‘s E.T., and I would just like to apologize in advance. I’m going to be completely honest with you here: I made it to the sixteen-second mark before I paused the video, walked out onto my balcony and looked down as I pondered my own mortality. If you can last longer than I did, congratulations! What you saw cannot be unseen, only time can answer for this!

The Kardashians