Ho ho sluts! Just in time for the Christmas season comes the perfect gift for that special person in your life you wish death upon. It’s the Kardashian nail polish line from OPI! Because when you think of class and sophistication … well, you don’t actually think of the Kardashians. But when you think “bargain bin products that appeal to the lowest common denominator”, you sure as hell think of the Kardashians! Just read all the fun, sassy names they gave the colors, via TMZ, and then realize that these could have very easily been applied to random bags of dog crap as long as the first family of slutdom were paid enough.
TMZ has learned … all 6 K-ladies (Kris, Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kylie and Kendall) inked a deal with OPI back in March to become spokeswomen for a Kardashian line of nail polish … featuring colors like:
Sealed with a Kris – an intense dark red tone
Kim-pletely In Love – a soft, delicate pale pink hue
Khloé Had a Little Lam-Lam – an eye-catching dark emerald hue
Listen to Your Momager! – a striking deep blue tone
Also available from the Kardashian line:
Kim’s Golden Shower – an all natural bright yellow
Kourtney’s Fame Baby Blue – a soft, adorable shade of light blue they made for a TV special
Black & Blue – based off the bruises Kris gives her bitches when they give her lip. Pimps don’t play like that, suckah!
And all these could be yours for the low, low price of $9.99 and a blood offering to Khu-Men Lao, the dark God of famewhores from which the Kardashians gain their slut powers.
Kardashian Kolors Nicole by OPI nail polish collection. Top row, left to right: All Kendall-ed Up, Sealed with a Kris, Kim-pletely In Love, Khloé Had a Little Lam-Lam, Kourt is Red-y for a Pedi, Rainbow in the S-kylie. Bottom row, left to right: Disco Dolls, Listen to Your Momager!, Wear Something Spar-kylie, It’s All About the Glam, Follow Me on Glitter, Kendall on the Katwalk, My Empire … My Rules