How was your day? Good? Do you feel loved by the people closest to you? That we live in a fair and just world? That there is a higher power and that he/she/it is a benevolent being who only wants good for us? Well, the Kardashian clan just inked a deal for a whopping $40 Million bucks to make three more seasons of their crappy, vapid and fake reality shows. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Via TMZ:
Sources connected to the deal tell TMZ … Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kris and Bruce will get the lion’s share of the money … and they are each getting equal pay. We’re told Kendall, Kylie and Rob are on a lower pay grade — and will be paid equally as well. Scott Disick and his son Mason have a separate deal. Ditto for Lamar … who hammered out a package deal to appear in both Khloé and Lamar and Keeping Up with the Kardashians. We’re told the new deal ONLY includes existing shows — so if Kim and Kanye get a new spinoff show … they will have to bang out a new contract for even MORE money.
So basically, rich, untalented people are getting paid a ridiculous amount of money so that they can be even richer and more untalented, and poor stupid people are footing the bill? The Usual Suspects was lying: the greatest trick the devil pulled wasn’t convincing us he didn’t exist. It was convincing us to tune into E! to watch a bunch of bored, screechy sasquatches play out their vacuous and awful lives.