The Kardashian sisters had a vagina sniff-off?!

Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian

If you’ve never heard of the term “jumping the shark,” here’s a quick refresher: The term comes from an episode of Happy Days where they ran out of ideas and just had Fonzi jump over a shark for no reason, and it’s used to describe the exact moment a show officially stops giving a sh!t and starts creeping ever closer to cancellation. Anyway, on a new episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, the Kardashian sisters decide to have a vagina-sniffing contest just because they can, which marks the precise moment the Kardashian shows jumped the shark, jumped back over the shark, beat the shark to death, and then peed on the shark’s remains. Us Weekly reports …

Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian found an unusual and perverse way to entertain themselves during the March 17 episode of E!’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. While staying at London’s famed Dorchester hotel, the trio decided to test Khloé’s theory that drinking pineapple juice “makes everything sweeter” — namely a woman’s genitals. The sisters drank the fruit juice for several days in preparation for their “vagina smell-off.” Kim later questioned her challenger’s motives, telling the camera, “Kourtney seems very competitive about her vagina. I don’t know why Kourtney is challenging me, but she will lose.”

Khloé, who had been co-hosting The X Factor in L.A., flew to London to judge her sisters. “Do I want to be the judge of the pineapple p-ssy? Not really,” the 28-year-old admitted. “But we’re sisters. If I can’t smell their p-ssies, what else am I supposed to do?” Kourtney was the first to wipe her genitals with a hand towel for Khloé to sniff. “Mmm, smells like a tropical island,” Khloé quipped. As 32-year-old Kim entered the room, Khloé joked, “I’m not smelling Kanye [West]‘s d-ck!” Khloé then took a whiff of Kim’s towel and laughed, “Oooh! It smells like a flower p-ssy.” Lamar Odom’s wife waited a moment before selecting a winner. “Honestly, I will say that Kim’s p-ssy is the best,” Khloé decided. “She’s the kitty winner.” Kourtney, 33, didn’t seem convinced. “If Kim needs to think she’s won, then fine, I’ll let her think that,” she said, “but we all know whose vagina is the sweetest of them all.”

Dammit, I hate all of these people more than words could possibly describe. I’m not saying that I necessarily want everyone involved in this to perish in a septic tank explosion, but I’m just saying if that exact scenario did happen, I would not be unhappy about that. If anything I would kind of be okay with this. Because they made a show where a bunch of sisters sniffed each other’s vaginas just so they could one-up one another. That’s terrible in ways no one could ever have seen coming.

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