actress penelope cruz became the third spokesperson (she’s really beautiful. she’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen…) for the on-going got suri? campaign being masterminded by tom cruise…first a fellow scientologist (leah remini), next a very good friend (jada pinkett smith), and now an ex-girlfriend (penelope)…gosh if i were to plan this PR campaign i would’ve picked some more objective people like say andy rooney or debbie reynolds – it’s becoming all so weird as people keep stepping up to the plate one by one ‘claiming’ to have seen suri cruise and each ‘sighting’ becomes its very own news story – this whole situation is so fucking bizarre people!!! lordy i bet rob schneider is considering jumping on the suri bandwagon soon – a man has to keep his name out there! popbytes over & out for tonight – check you all tomorrow!
