‘The Expendables 2’ trailer goes KABOOM!

May 4, 2012 JEREMY FEIST Trailers 0

The Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris

For the sake of clarity, the following post has been translated into male id, the only language capable of accurately expressing the themes of The Expendables 2. Boom boom smashey crashey pow pow pow kick punch GUN boom. Rifle explosion testicles kick boom crashey F*CKIN’ AMERICA BOOOYAH. Bullet smashey boom punch kick punch erection. GUN! GUN! GUN! GUN! Chuck Norris. KABOOOOOOM! The Expendables 2 opens in theaters on August 17th.

The Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris

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