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The continuing saga of Scarlett Johansson’s boobs and bum

The continuing saga of Scarlett Johansson’s boobs and bum
November 1, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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I know, I know, another post about Scarlett Johansson‘s boobs and bum. But hey, considering how much you guys seem to love this (no really, the page-views on just one of these posts alone could pay my rent) we’re going to keep talking about them until they sag down to the floor. Anyway, in a new interview with Vanity Fair, Scarlett revealed that the pictures were originally meant for Ryan Reynolds‘ eyes only. For some reason, the little “for British eyes only!” musical sting from Arrested Development just played in my head.

Scarlett Johansson does not seem the least bit ashamed when discussing her recent nude-photo scandal with Vanity Fair contributing editor Peter Biskind. “I know my best angles,” she says with her trademark insouciance. “They were sent to my husband,” now ex Ryan Reynolds. “There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not like I was shooting a porno.” She adds saucily, “Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.”

So basically, Scarlett likes taking nude pics for whoever she’s dating, and she’s not opposed to making porn. I take back what I said about her: She would make an awesome girlfriend. You know, as long your standards for dating rely solely on how much awesome sex you can make on each other. Like I do. Which, come to think of it, would really explain a lot about my last fling.

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