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The celebrity Halloween costume round-up!

The celebrity Halloween costume round-up!
October 31, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy

I have two options here: I can either inundate you all with post after post of celebrities dressed up as specialty themed sluts, as opposed to their normal slut-garb, or I can condense them all into one major super post so that you can get all your celebrity dress-up fun in one easy to swallow single-serving post. See how much easier that is? Let’s get started:

  • Kim Kardashian dressed up as Batman’s Poison Ivy, because much like actual poison ivy, sticking your dick in her will cause it to turn red and itchy.
  • Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi went out as what she says is a cat, but who are we kidding, that’s an ewok. Nothing you say can convince me otherwise.
  • Heidi Klum went out as LeAnn Rimes. SUH-NAP!
  • Gwen Stefani dressed up as Cinderella, and holy shit that is goddamn flawless. Work it lady!
  • Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley was a slutty gangster, although I feel like that statement might be redundant. Okay, let me try that again: JWoww was a gangster. There, much better.
  • The Glee Cast went out as the Rugrats, a reference that I’m pretty sure no one over the age of 25 will get.
  • Except for Lea Michele, who went out as Natalie Portman‘s character from Black Swan. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

That’s all we have for now, but if anything interesting comes up, we’ll try and update it as more and more celebrity costumes come in.

Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy