I have two options here: I can either inundate you all with post after post of celebrities dressed up as specialty themed sluts, as opposed to their normal slut-garb, or I can condense them all into one major super post so that you can get all your celebrity dress-up fun in one easy to swallow single-serving post. See how much easier that is? Let’s get started:
- Kim Kardashian dressed up as Batman’s Poison Ivy, because much like actual poison ivy, sticking your dick in her will cause it to turn red and itchy.
- Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi went out as what she says is a cat, but who are we kidding, that’s an ewok. Nothing you say can convince me otherwise.
- Heidi Klum went out as LeAnn Rimes. SUH-NAP!
- Gwen Stefani dressed up as Cinderella, and holy shit that is goddamn flawless. Work it lady!
- Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley was a slutty gangster, although I feel like that statement might be redundant. Okay, let me try that again: JWoww was a gangster. There, much better.
- The Glee Cast went out as the Rugrats, a reference that I’m pretty sure no one over the age of 25 will get.
- Except for Lea Michele, who went out as Natalie Portman‘s character from Black Swan. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
That’s all we have for now, but if anything interesting comes up, we’ll try and update it as more and more celebrity costumes come in.
