The 2013 MTV Movie Awards’ Winners

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

After years of living under the oppression of Twilight‘s reign, The 2013 MTV Movie Awards finally had a mostly vampire-free ceremony yesterday, with the bulk of the awards going to The Avengers and Silver Linings Playbook. Granted, they gave one award to Twilight, but it was a fake award that doesn’t count for anything, sort of like the Twilight movies themselves.

  • Movie of the Year: The Avengers
  • Best Female Performance: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
  • Best Male Performance: Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
  • Breakthrough Performance: Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect
  • Best On-Screen Duo: Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane, Ted
  • Best Hero: Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
  • Best Villain: Tom Hiddleston, The Avengers
  • Best Fight: The Avengers vs. Loki, The Avengers
  • Best Kiss: Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
  • Best Musical Moment: Pitch Perfect
  • Best Scared-as-Sh!t Performance: Suraj Sharma, Life of Pi
  • Best WTF Moment: Django Unchained
  • Best Shirtless Performance: Taylor Lautner, Breaking Dawn Part 2

You have to love how MTV was basically just like, “Well, teenagers like you for some stupid reason, so I guess we’ll give you the least important award we can think of … oh hey, someone was shirtless in your movie? Terrific, here’s your award. Never darken our doorstep again with your crappy movies.”

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