It wouldn’t be Oscar season without a brief flirtation with The Razzies, a ‘celebration’ of Hollywood’s worst offerings. For once, Adam Sandler didn’t sweep the entire thing with another one of his lame and lazy vacation movies! No, this year the honors were split between holy roller Kirk Cameron and his weirdly cynical embrace of Xmas materialism and Michael Bay‘s embrace of everyday materialism.
Kirk Cameron, Saving Christmas
Cameron Diaz, The Other Woman and Sex Tape
Worst Supporting Actor
Kelsey Grammar, The Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like A Man Too, Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
Worst Supporting Actress
Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Michael Bay, Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
Worst Screen Combo
Kirk Cameron and his Ego, Saving Christmas
Worst Remake, Sequel or Rip-Off
Well, no arguments here. You know you’ve failed at making a Christmas movie when, instead of celebrating religion or family or anything joyous or celebratory about the season, you basically call everyone a moron for not buying enough shit. Yo Kirk–go have your pudding for worst person ever (plus ruining any good thoughts we used to have about Growing Pains–apologies Joanna Kerns and Alan Thicke!)
PS It’s funny how the worst actor’s last name is the first name of the worst actress—cosmic kismet!