The Kardashians are celebrating Christmas already?!

The Kardashians are celebrating Christmas already?!
September 18, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

I’m not sure if I ever told any of you about this, but my biggest Achilles heel, more than anything else, is Christmas. I’m the biggest sucker for the holidays. I will literally watch anything that involves a cartoon character saving Christmas. But even I have my limit: Nothing before Halloween, and nothing involving the Kardashians celebrating their stupid fake Christmas for the sake of a quick buck. I WILL NOT HAVE IT, I REPEAT, I WILL NOT HAVE IT! HuffPo reports …

Kim Kardashian is back to work, filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and it seems that Christmas has come early for the Kardashian-Jenner clan. The holiday is generally celebrated by the rest of the world in December, and it seems like the family has apparently decided to openly chuck the concept of “reality” in reality TV out the window, as the 32-year-old admitted they were filming a “very fun Christmas special.” It wasn’t just Kim who was posting photos of herself on set; the whole family made sure to document their faux Christmas celebration and share it with their fans on Instagram

I always thought that the War On Christmas thing was just an alarmist hoax meant to troll people into easy views because it’s easier to be offended by everything than it is to think about anything, but you know what? Kim Kardashian celebrating fake Christmas for the sake of crappy show? That’s gawddamn war on Christmas right there. Not your Walmart greeter saying “happy holidays.” The worst thing to ever happen to Christmas is a bunch of stupid famewhores faking it for attention.


Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.