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The Game might replace Lamar Odom on KUWTK?

The Game might replace Lamar Odom on KUWTK?
February 12, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Khloe Kardashian and The Game

Full disclosure: I was debating whether or not to frame this as Khloe Kardashian moving on from Lamar Odom and hooking up with The Game, but then I was like … nyeh, let’s call this what it is. Anyway, RadarOnline is reporting that since Lamar split from Khloe, The Game is being lined up as a potential love interest for her character on the show. Like when Adam Scott replaced Paul Schneider on Parks and Recreation, except the complete opposite of that because Parks and Rec is a great show and the Kardashians are a literal pox. A LITERAL POX.

Rumors have been rampant that “Khloe and The Game have been hooking up. They were hosting Dream at Tru together on Tuesday night. Cameras from Keeping Up With The Kardashians were outside of the nightclub, and it will be included in the upcoming season, which they are currently filming,” a source told Radar.

“The storyline involves Kris and Khloe being single girls out on the town, letting loose and having some fun. Kris was the one to suggest it be filmed, and Khloe jumped on board and said yes. At this point, Khloe and The Game are just friends. She trusts him, but there is nothing romantic going on.”

Onlookers noted, “It’s just odd that a 58-year-old woman would be going with her daughter to a nightclub on a Monday night. Kris was the oldest person in the club, but she didn’t seem to care. She was dancing on the dance floor, and drinking. Partying with your much older mother is just creepy.”

Yes that is indeed creepy. Other things that are creepy: Allowing cameras to film your every day life, heavily manipulating the footage in order to present a distorted view of reality, publicizing your moving on after your last husband went on a drug bender … I’m just saying, there are weirder things going on here than a 58-year-old woman / demon dancing.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.