The 2014 MTV Movie Awards were last night …

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards were last night …
April 14, 2014 JEREMY FEIST
2014 MTV Movie Awards

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Okay, so real talk here: As much as people regard the Oscars as the be-all, end-all for film excellence, 2014 MTV Movie Awards have a pretty decent track record. At least when they’re not giving the award for Best Movie to Twilight, because seriously, what was that? I know this is voted on by teenagers, but still. Anyway, the 2014 awards were yesterday, and The Hunger Games won, so I can’t complain. The full list of winners via HuffPo

  • Movie of the Year: “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire”
  • Best Female Performance: Jennifer Lawrence, “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire”
  • Best Male Performance: Josh Hutcherson, “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire”
  • Best Fight: Orlando Bloom and Evangeline Lilly vs. Orcs, “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”
  • Best Kiss: Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter and Emma Roberts, “We’re The Millers”
  • Best Shirtless Performance: Zac Efron, “That Awkward Moment”
  • Best Villain: Mila Kunis, “Oz The Great And Powerful”
  • Best Comedic Performance: Jonah Hill, “The Wolf of Wall Street”
  • Best Onscreen Transformation: Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club”
  • Breakthrough Performance: Will Poulter, “We’re the Millers”
  • Best Scared As Sh-t Performance: Brad Pitt, “World War Z”
  • Best Onscreen Duo: Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, “Fast and Furious 6”
  • Best #WTF Moment: Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street”
  • Best Musical Moment: Backstreet Boys, “This Is The End”
  • Best Cameo: Rihanna, “This Is The End”
  • Best Hero: Henry Cavill, “Man of Steel”
  • Favorite Character: Tris Prior (Shailene Woodley), “Divergent”
  • MTV Trailblazer Award: Channing Tatum
  • Generation Award: Mark Wahlberg

See what I mean? They saw a smart, well-made and incredibly polished movie for teens that didn’t talk down to them or send stupid mixed-signals, and rewarded it. Let it never be said that MTV doesn’t have decent taste in movies. And they gave an award to Marky Mark‘s third nipple! Genius!