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That Kardashian ‘reality’ show got renewed

That Kardashian ‘reality’ show got renewed
February 13, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

The Kardashians

Despite it becoming increasingly obvious to the masses that the Kardashian family is comprised of manipulative, ruthless famewhores, there’s still a committed segment of the population who keep watching their reality shows. Because one of them, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been renewed in a multi-season deal. In related news, the lamb has opened the seventh seal. We’re all SUPER boned. TMZ reports…

TMZ broke the story … Keeping Up with the Kardashians was renewed for an additional 3 seasons back in 2012 for more than $40 million — what was then the richest reality TV deal ever. But now the Kardashians have outdone themselves — sources connected to production tell us, the new deal will be worth more than the last. Keeping Up with the Kardashians is currently shooting Season 10 and the new deal will take the show into Season 11 and beyond. As one production source put it, “It is a HUGE show.”

You know what? I don’t blame E! for renewing this. You know who I blame for this? The people who keep watching this terrible, terrible show. You are the demand. I mean jeebus, Kim Kardashian duped some poor sap into marrying her for a TV special and divorced him two months later. They are a driving force behind that stupid “selfie culture” thing. They literally had an episode where they smelled each other’s vaginas to see who had the best scent. AND YOU KEEP WATCHING. This is on you.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.