Taylor Momsen, who some of you might know from that awful show (Gossip Girl) that you cannot pay me to watch, wants you all to know that she’s not Miley Cyrus. Oh! Wait, my bad. What I meant to say was Miley ‘fucking’ Cyrus. You see, Taylor is a rebel, as portrayed in the way she uses the word fuck and dresses just like every other rebel. Woooooo! Dream big, honey!
“I’m not looking to be Miley ‘fucking’ Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride. I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum shit that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly. People will be surprised by the record. I mean, it’s a rock record. I get that there is this blonde thing from Gossip Girl and they’re expecting pop shit, but it’s a rock band and it’s heavy. Our record is a life record. It confronts everything head on. It’s death, love, drugs, sex, religion, politics.” SOURCE
Yeah, show of hands here: who the hell was actually able to make it through that without punching your computer monitor? Yes, aren’t you special: you’re an individual! You know, despite making music on a major record label and starring in yet another show about pretty rich teenagers who hate each other. Fight the system, Taylor Momsen, fight the system!