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‘Teen Mom’ star Farrah Abraham has a sex tape

‘Teen Mom’ star Farrah Abraham has a sex tape

UPDATE: It turns out Farrah Abraham’s sex tape is actually a porno with James Deen!

Farrah Abraham

You know what’s weird? Almost everyone who’s appeared on an MTV reality show has eventually seen their lives fall apart. Think about it: The Situation went broke, almost every Teen Mom has ended up either arrested or in rehab, and Jesse Camp is now best known for trying to score an eight-ball while TMZ taped the entire thing. At this point, if all that happens is that you end up with a sex tape, you’re probably on the more successful end of MTV’s reality stars. So here’s Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham living the underachieving dream thanks to her sex tape. Via TMZ

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham got down and dirty while cameras rolled and now a sex tape is being shopped to various porn companies featuring the MTV star … TMZ has learned. According to sources who have seen the tape, Farrah and a male partner (possibly her ex-boyfriend) go at it for about 30 minutes … full-on sex … in various positions. We’re told it was recently shot. Our sources say the person selling the tape has already shown it to some of the biggest XXX companies and is looking to make a deal.

Congrats Teen Mom Farrah Abraham (that’s her full name now) on being the least damaged person to come out of that show. Granted, you’re still a raging, vile, vindictive asshole who won’t stop screaming at her mother now matter how much she tries to help you out, but at least you did something that borders on a career instead of getting arrested for assaulting your baby daddy and/or Twittering as everything around you goes to shit. You have merely drowned where others were eaten by sharks.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.