Taylor Swift wanted Harry Styles to get circumcised?!

In case you’re wondering why all of Taylor Swift‘s relationships seem to go belly-up? Here’s a story from National Enquirer about how she was always hounding One Direction’s Harry Styles to get circumcised. OH MY WHAT THE NO JUST NO.

Said my source close to Styles: “Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery!” But from the very first time Taylor brought it up…er, mentioned it, “Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get…snipped!”

I’m sorry, but … what the what, Taylor Swift? I’m really hoping this story isn’t real, because my wing-wang just shrieked in terror and crawled back up inside of me like a scared groundhog that just saw its one shadow. On a related note: Hope you like four more weeks of cold!

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

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