WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP

Taylor Swift *tried* to get with Bradley Cooper!

Taylor Swift *tried* to get with Bradley Cooper!

Taylor Swift and Bradley Cooper

Taylor Swift and Bradley Cooper

Presumably because she needs a couple more songs to complete her next album, RadarOnline reports that Taylor Swift allegedly tried to hook up with Bradley Cooper during the Golden Globes, only to get turned down. So of course, you can expect Taylor’s next song, “Bradley Cooper and I Will Never End Up Together Because He’s a Dumb Poopy-Pants” to drop sometime within the week. Say what you will about Taylor, but her turnaround rate is sky-high at this point.

The newly single 23-year-old country music singer desperately wants to date the hunky Hangover actor and has begged Jennifer Lawrence, 22, to set up them up. However, when Jennifer sounded Bradley, 38, out about Taylor he said he wasn’t interested and that she was too young for him! “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor,” a source told RadarOnline.

“First of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley. Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her,” the source divulged.

I like how Taylor thinks she’s mature enough to date a guy who’s fifteen years older than she is, despite the fact that her idea of a mature relationship is writing “Taylor + [Insert poor dumb sap she’s dating here] = 4eva!” on her Lisa Frank notebook. And in case you guys thought I was joking about how she’s already writing a song…

Somewhere in LA..

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See? Streamlined.