Taylor Swift sounds totally reasonable

Taylor Swift

You’d figure that after a string of songs about how everyone who dates her is a stupid meany doo-doo head, one of two things would happen: Either Taylor Swift would take a step back and go, “Hey, maybe it’s me.” Or men everywhere would finally clue in and realize that getting it on with the human version of a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper might not be the best idea. Well, it turns out that Taylor’s latest song is not only about an ex, but it might be about Jake Gyllenhaal. From The WOW Report

“I made a song that I knew would absolutely drive him crazy when he heard it on the radio. Not only would it hopefully be played a lot, so that he’d have to hear it, but it’s the opposite of the kind of music that he was trying to make me feel inferior to.” – petty, petty Princess Taylor Swift to USA Today on her motivation for writing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” (about former boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal). When asked why she would want to torment her former boyfriend, she replied “Because that’s fun.”

So she torments her boyfriends because it’s fun? Really? Holy crap, this woman is insane. And not just “Hey, let’s pull out the leather and have some fun in bed,” insane, the “Boil your pet rabbit, cut off your face and wear it as a mask,” insane. She’s like Lorena Bobbitt with a guitar.

Taylor Swift

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