Taylor Swift finally gets a clue

Over the past few years, Taylor Swift has pretty much barrelled through over a dozen high-profile relationships, and then capped almost all of them off with a Top 40 pop song, because making money off of a relationship that couldn’t even outlast milk is totally not disingenuous. Well, after the grand dames of Hollywood feminism, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, read her for filth over it during the Golden Globes, it seems Taylor may have finally caught on. Via RadarOnline:

“The jokes being made about her love life embarrass her, but it’s finally hit home with Taylor,” the pal said. “She really wants to make an effort to slow down and not jump from boyfriend to boyfriend. In a weird way all the negative press has really opened her eyes and will be good for her! Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she’s a wh*re because she dates around, that she doesn’t put out,” a pal close to the singer told RadarOnline. “What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.”

Wait, does she thing we’re judging because we think she’s either a whore or a prude? Girl, please. Have as much or as little sex as you want. We’re more concerned over the fact that you’re basically blazing through a string of relationships, and when each one fails for the exact same reason, you write a song about how it’s all their fault instead of taking your own fair share of the blame. Honey, you need to consider what’s really the cause for your breakups, and then maybe take a little while to just enjoy being single. And also, go back to making country music. We really do not need more dubstep than we already have.

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