WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles’ relationship seems totally not staged

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles’ relationship seems totally not staged

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

Despite the fact that neither of them was even born when Dirty Dancing came out, here’s Taylor Swift and Harry Styles recreating the famous dance scene, which a One Direction site subsequently posted on Twitter.

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

A propos of nothing, here’s an interesting blind item from Blind Gossip which I’m sure is completely unrelated to the rest of this article.

We know the tabloids and the fans are loving this hot young couple! We also know that the relationship is completely fake and won’t last much longer. The paparazzi are notified whenever they are on the move so they can be photographed holding hands and looking like a couple. All the hand-holding and party kissing is totally staged. They don’t really care about each other… but they both sure know how to play the publicity game! They also know that they can never, ever admit that the whole relationship is a publicity stunt.

And here’s a fact that will either trouble fans or leave them greatly relieved: They aren’t really spending the night together! They walk into the front door of her hotel holding hands, but he only spends a few minutes with her. He spends the night at his own place, and then meets up with her the next morning when they are ready to leave. The couple then leaves the hotel through the front door a couple a minutes apart to make it look like they spent the night together.

The relationship is scheduled to be a very short one. They may ring in the New Year as a couple… but they won’t make it to Valentine’s Day.

Ha ha! Silly me. Why would I even post that there? That has no bearing on any part of this article, especially Taylor and Harry. Nope, none whatsoever. (What? We need plausible deniability to cover our asses here.)