Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are (probably) doing it

After Taylor Swift got kicked to the curb by that Kennedy, presumably after he realized he was dating Taylor, she of the million and one break-up songs has rebounded back into the skinny little fetal alcohol baby arms of Harry Styles (from One Direction). Quick side note here, but is it just me or does Taylor have a thing for men she can crush, both physically and emotionally? Think about it. The woman refuses to date anyone she cannot destroy on every level. People reports …

New couple Taylor Swift and One Direction’s Harry Styles stepped out at New York’s Crosby Hotel on Thursday night to celebrate a friend’s birthday – and get in a little PDA of their own. Joined by Dianna Agron, Emma Stone and about a dozen guests, Swift, 22, dressed demurely in black, and Styles, 18, watched as a cake was served and helped to sing along to “Happy Birthday” at the hotel’s Crosby Bar. “Taylor and Harry [were] being very smoochie,” a source at the party told PEOPLE. “They definitely [looked] like a couple.”

Hmmmm, let’s see here: One is a woman who has bounced around from one famous celebrity to another faster than a game of hot potato, and is well known for writing songs about the eventual break up. The other is immature, muppet-faced rich kid who regularly gets into ego-driven feuds. Clearly, these two know a thing or two about how to be mature adults, and their relationship will be all the more healthy and mutually beneficial for it.

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

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