WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP

Taylor Momsen wrote Heidi Montag’s song?!

Taylor Momsen wrote Heidi Montag’s song?!

By now, you guys know how I feel about Heidi Montag: Namely, that she’s a vapid famewhore, but I kinda feel bad for her because she’s dumb, easily manipulated, and will probably forget how to breathe one day. And you also know how I feel about Taylor Momsen: That she’s a hypocritical, unprofessional little shit with a false sense of self-entitlement. Anyway, it turns out Heidi actually covered one of Taylor’s shitty songs called Blackout and Taylor is less than happy, which makes me VERY happy. Let’s watch!

“I wrote a pop song [called ‘Blackout’ when I was 8] and recorded it with a producer as a demo. Heidi Montag from ‘The Hills’ just recently sang it and put it out as her single [laughs]. I’m like, OK, dude, you’re singing an 8-year-old’s words, but that’s cool,” she said. “It’s so funny because I didn’t shop it or anything and I get this call going, ‘Did you write a song for Heidi Montag?’ and I’m like ‘What?”’ SOURCE

Wait, so you’re telling me that Heidi actually functions on the mental capacity of an eight-year-old, while Taylor’s music is essentially just generic throw away pop? Actually, yeah, that sounds about right. Alright, I’ll just let the whores punch it out while I sit back and laugh. Have fun girls! Aim for the major arteries!