Taylor Momsen wrote Heidi Montag’s song?!

By now, you guys know how I feel about Heidi Montag: Namely, that she’s a vapid famewhore, but I kinda feel bad for her because she’s dumb, easily manipulated, and will probably forget how to breathe one day. And you also know how I feel about Taylor Momsen: That she’s a hypocritical, unprofessional little shit with a false sense of self-entitlement. Anyway, it turns out Heidi actually covered one of Taylor’s shitty songs called Blackout and Taylor is less than happy, which makes me VERY happy. Let’s watch!

“I wrote a pop song [called 'Blackout' when I was 8] and recorded it with a producer as a demo. Heidi Montag from ‘The Hills’ just recently sang it and put it out as her single [laughs]. I’m like, OK, dude, you’re singing an 8-year-old’s words, but that’s cool,” she said. “It’s so funny because I didn’t shop it or anything and I get this call going, ‘Did you write a song for Heidi Montag?’ and I’m like ‘What?”’ SOURCE

Wait, so you’re telling me that Heidi actually functions on the mental capacity of an eight-year-old, while Taylor’s music is essentially just generic throw away pop? Actually, yeah, that sounds about right. Alright, I’ll just let the whores punch it out while I sit back and laugh. Have fun girls! Aim for the major arteries!




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