Taylor Momsen’s parents actually did suck!

So last week Taylor Momsen told the world that her mother was actually a gigantic fame-whoring stage-mom who sold her into America’s only legal form of child labour: Acting. Well, now we have video proof of it in the form of a Taylor’s acting debut at the age of three in a Shake and Bake commercial, or as I like to call it, the poor poor man’s KFC.

Now this may look all cutesy and innocent at first, what with Taylor shaking desiccated chicken parts in a bag of what is essentially spiced Ajax powder, until you realize that about fourteen years later, she’s onstage flashing her still illegal breasts at a bunch of horny old guys for the sole purpose of pissing off her mother for trying to live vicariously through her. But I’m sure one day they’ll both look back on this with fond memories … at least until Taylor grabs a pillow and smothers her mother to death. PROVE ME WRONG, FUTURE.

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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