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Taylor Momsen is a ball buster!

Taylor Momsen is a ball buster!
September 10, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Because she is so hardcore and rock ‘n roll and she will not take your shit, Taylor Momsen set her dog’s balls on fire. Ummm … yeah. Just putting this out there, but I’m pretty sure Taylor doesn’t really know the difference between ‘Punk Rock’ and ‘Early warning signs for a deranged serial killer’, does she? Well, I didn’t think so either.

“Taylor loves setting things on fire … she thinks we’re some rock ‘n’ roll badasses,” The Pretty Reckless guitarist Ben Phillips said in a new interview. He then told of another of Momsen’s affection for pyromania and desire to be a badass. “One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early – she’d just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. SOURCE

Well, I’m sure her dog appreciated the act. “Hey, thanks a lot for setting my balls on fire. I know I had to be neutered for the sake of the pet population; I’ve come to terms with that. But … Seriously, on fire? Like, you just threw my twins into a goddamn fire? Ooooo, look at you, all punk rock and shit. On the plus side, you may have burned my nads, but that doesn’t mean I still can’t invite you to SUCK MY DICK!”