Take a look inside the Oscars ‘losers’ gift bags!

Take a look inside the Oscars ‘losers’ gift bags!
February 21, 2014 JEREMY FEIST
The Oscars

The Oscars

The Oscar gift bags are notorious for being extravagant, lavish prizes whose overall cost could by a nice house in a small town. This year is no different, and the gift bags for the nominees who don’t win reportedly cost around $80,000 a pop. So behold the many contents, via HuffPo

  • Wine-infused chocolates from Chicago-based Chocolatines
  • 10,000 Halo natural pet food meal donations made to the loser’s pet charity of choice
  • Hydroxycut protein shakes, bars and gummies
  • Swiss-made Slow Watches
  • Betty Jane candies
  • Acure Organics “cutting-edge” skincare products
  • Jan Lewis bracelets and silk ties
  • Cannonball wine
  • A wearable camera by Narrative Clip
  • Polar Loop activity tracker
  • Bee Free Honee organic apple honey
  • Blossom Blends “bespoke” teas
  • Mace pepper spray gun
  • Fine art from Gizara Arts
  • Jitseu Handbags
  • The LOADED book series
  • Steamist Total Sense home spa system
  • Aviv 613 luxury vodka
  • Wrag Wrap luxury sustainable gift wrap
  • Dosha Pops
  • VETVIK “The Covert” leather iPhone case
  • HISY Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple devices
  • Mane ‘n Tail haircare products and Conceived by Nature styling products
  • The Green Garmento Gargantote and dry cleaning bag
  • Le Petit Cirque aerial lessons
  • Epic Pet Health electrolyte therapy
  • M3K Beauty products for “exceptionally vibrant skin”
  • DrainWig
  • Acupuncture sessions with Heather Lounsbury
  • Personal training sessions at Huntley Drive Fitness
  • Rouge Maple “best maple syrup you’ve ever tasted”
  • Slimware portion-control plates
  • Coolway “no damage” Go Pro blow dryer
  • Simon’s Happy Pet Shampoo
  • Wonder Glow Organic Lipgloss from Makeup Studio by Diane Capt
  • Knit & Co. cable knit mittens
  • Krystal Klear Water whole house water filtration system
  • The O-Shot procedure by Dr. Charles Runels
  • ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant System performed by Dr. William Yates
  • Max Martin luxury American-made shoes
  • Deluxe vacation packages to the Canadian Rockies, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Mexico and Japan

So if losing the Oscar bums you out, don’t worry! You win a free trip to every cool place in the world and enough candy to eat a month’s worth of feelings. Seriously, if I ever got one of those, I’d immediately sell it and use the money to put down a sizable down-payment on a house.