The 2014 MTV Movie Awards were last night …

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Okay, so real talk here: As much as people regard the Oscars as the be-all, end-all for film excellence, 2014 MTV Movie Awards have a pretty decent track record. At least when they're not giving the award for Best Movie to Twilight, because seriously, what was that? I know this is voted on by teenagers, but still. Anyway, the 2014 awards were yesterday, and The Hunger Games won, so I can't complain. The full list of winners via HuffPo MORE

… And here’s who won big at the Razzie Awards

Movie 43

While most of Hollywood gathered together last night to honor the best of the best, a select few gathered a day earlier to destroy the worst of the worst for the Razzie Awards. This year, the big winners were Will Smith and his faux-philosopher, nepotistic son Jaden Smith, as well as Movie 43. Yeah, remember Movie 43? No one else does either. The winners via Rotten Tomatoes ... Worst Picture Movie 43 Worst Actor Jaden Smith, After MORE

Here’s who won big at The Academy Awards last night …

The Oscars

The bad news is that there really isn't that much to talk about in regards to the Oscars. The good news is that that means everyone did their job; remember how newsworthy last year's Oscars were? Well, that was because everyone hated Seth MacFarlane afterwards. A well done Academy Awards is one that doesn't throw us easy stories. So let's just jump straight into the winners then, shall we? Best Picture 12 Years A Slave Best MORE

So The Grammy Awards were last night …

Daft Punk and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Yeah, I know, the Grammy Awards were last night and SO MUCH STUFF HAPPENED! We'll get to it, we swear, but first let's run down the list of the night's big winners (read: the albums), via Forbes ... RECORD OF THE YEAR Get Lucky Daft Punk Featuring Pharrell Williams & Nile Rodgers ALBUM OF THE YEAR Random Access Memories Daft Punk SONG OF THE YEAR Royals Joel Little & Ella Yelich O’Connor, songwriters (Lorde) BEST NEW MORE

So the 2014 Golden Globe Awards were last night

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

GAH! The 2014 Golden Globe Awards! They were last night, and yet I totally missed them because of class. F**K! Well, it turns out a lot of the right people won, and except for one glaring omission, everything fell into place the way it was supposed to. The complete list of winners via HuffPo ... FILM Best Motion Picture – Drama: "12 Years A Slave" Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: "American Hustle" Best Actor – Motion Picture MORE

The 2013 American Music Awards were last night …

American Music Awards 2013

It's almost the end of the year, which means award shows! SO MANY AWARD SHOWS! Anyway, the American Music Awards took place last night, and various famous people were given shiny objects for being famous, and all was right with the world. The full list of winners, via Us Weekly ... Favorite Male Artist, Pop/Rock - Justin Timberlake Favorite Female Artist, Soul/R&B - Rihanna Favorite Album, Country - Taylor Swift/Red Favorite Album, MORE

The Emmy Awards were handed out last night …

Breaking Bad

Television's big night out, the The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards Awards, were last night, and I didn't actually watch it because (A) I had a class from six to nine, and then (B) the BF and I decided to watch Wrath Of Kahn instead of the final leg of the Emmys. Apparently, I wasn't missing much, but that's neither here nor there. The important part is that we get to discuss which rich people got trophies and which ones didn't and why that's MORE

So the 2013 MTV VMAs were last night …

*NSYNC

The 2013 MTV VMAs were last night, which I only caught parts of because I had a class and yadda yadda yadda ... no one cares about that, they care about who took home a moonman! (Is MTV's audience even old enough to remember the original moonman?) So here's the list of winners, via Spin ... Video of the Year Justin Timberlake, "Mirrors" Best Male Video Bruno Mars, "Locked out of Heaven" Best Female Video Taylor Swift, "I Knew You Were MORE

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards’ Winners

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

After years of living under the oppression of Twilight's reign, The 2013 MTV Movie Awards finally had a mostly vampire-free ceremony yesterday, with the bulk of the awards going to The Avengers and Silver Linings Playbook. Granted, they gave one award to Twilight, but it was a fake award that doesn't count for anything, sort of like the Twilight movies themselves. Movie of the Year: The Avengers Best Female Performance: Jennifer MORE

The Kids’ Choice Awards 2013 were last night …

Kids' Choice Awards 2013

You know it's a slow news morning when we're talking about the Kids' Choice Awards 2013, but honestly, it's either this or pretending that Paris Hilton is still relevant. Anyway, the awards were last night, people got tiny orange blimps, and more than a few celebrities got slimed. (For the record: Remember when Nickelodeon actually slimed people on the regular? Oh, the good ol' days of Raiders of the Hidden Temple, Nickelodeon Guts, and You Can't MORE

The 2013 Oscar winners are …

The 2013 Oscar Winners

Best Motion Picture ArgoAmourBeasts of the Southern WildDjango UnchainedLes MisérablesLife of PiLincolnSilver Linings PlaybookZero Dark Thirty Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings PlaybookDaniel Day-Lewis, LincolnDenzel Washington, FlightHugh Jackman, Les MisérablesJoaquin Phoenix, The Master Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role Emmanuelle Riva, AmourJennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings MORE

So the Grammys were last night …

Chris Brown and Rihanna

Look, usually after an awards show, we do one quick post to wrap things up and leave it at that. But the Grammys were ... dude, that was a whole lot of crazy and diva realness crammed into one show, so we're actually going to have to spread this one out over a couple of posts for the day. Hell, we can't even put the full list of winners here, because there are like fifty bajillion winners, so I'm just going to condense it to the people who won MORE

So the SAG Awards were last night …

'Downton Abbey' at the 2013 SAG Awards

Actually, you know what? I'm just going to call them the Screen Actors Guild Awards, because sag just makes me think of a sad little Droopy Dog character, dragging his sagging jowels around the floor when he walks ... I'm sorry, but Screen Actors Guild just sounds better than SAG. SAAAAAAAAG. See what I mean? Anyway, their awards show was last night. The winners list, via USA Today ... FILM Cast in a motion picture WINNER: Argo The Best MORE

The Golden Globes were last night …

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

True story: I actually had to drag my boyfriend kicking and screaming to watch the Golden Globes, baiting him with the promise, "but Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be hosting! They'll be funny!" Thankfully, I wasn't disappointed: the Golden Globes were good, wholesome, drunken fun. Glenn Close acted drunk and awesome, all the bits featuring Amy and Tina (including their recurring joke about a fake movie called Dog President) killed, and Anne MORE