Camerons swept The Razzies this year!

Saving Christmas

It wouldn't be Oscar season without a brief flirtation with The Razzies, a 'celebration' of Hollywood's worst offerings. For once, Adam Sandler didn't sweep the entire thing with another one of his lame and lazy vacation movies! No, this year the honors were split between holy roller Kirk Cameron and his weirdly cynical embrace of Xmas materialism and Michael Bay's embrace of everyday materialism. Worst Picture Saving Christmas Worst MORE

So the (most boring) Oscars (EVER) were last night …

The Oscars

Well, the Oscars were last night, which means we're finally out of the 24/7 jostling of awards season! The bad news is, we're now in the twilight zone between Oscar season and the summer movie season where all the movies are just forgettably okay. Anyway, let's get to the winners of the night, shall we? Best Picture Birdman Best Director Alejandro González Iñárritu Best Actress Julianne Moore, Still Alice Best Actor Eddie MORE

So The Grammys Were Handed Out Last Night …

The 57th Grammy Awards Winners

Look, I'll be honest here: I actually have an entire screed I want to tack on here, but before I do that, let's get to the list of last night's Grammy award winners because hey–good for them–am I right? Record of the Year: Sam Smith “Stay With Me (Darkchild Version)“ Song of the Year: Sam Smith “Stay With Me (Darkchild Version)“ Album of the Year: Beck Morning Phase Best New Artist: Sam Smith Best Pop Duo/Group Performance: A MORE

And the SAG Award winners are …

Birdman / Michael Keaton

We're in the home stretch of awards season, which means it's time for the guild awards to start handing out pudding amongst their peers. This weekend gave us the double-header of the Producers Guild of America and the Screen Actors Guild, who both saw fit to give top honors to Birdman, which now puts it neck and neck with Boyhood for the top pudding at the Oscars. Anyway, let's take a look at all the actors who were rewarded for their work this MORE

Winners: 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards!

Tina Fey, Margaret Cho and Amy Poehler

The best run award shows are the ones where nothing major happens. If the biggest thing you remember is that the hosts knocked it out of the park with their opening monologues, then job well done by the producers! You nailed it. Anyway, let's see who won the Golden Globes and went home with the pudding, shall we? Best Drama Motion Picture Boyhood Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama Julianne Moore, Still Alice Best Actor In a Motion MORE

So the 2014 Emmy Awards were handed out last night …

66th Primetime Emmy Awards

Well, that was anticlimactic. Yes, I actually managed to watch the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards last night hosted by Seth Meyers, and yes, they went off pretty smoothly. But I stick with my initial reaction: There were no real surprises. It was like a repeat performance, watching all the previous winners (Breaking Bad! Modern Family! Jim Parsons, the only saving grace of The Big Bang Theory!) all get yet another win. Anyway, here's the complete MORE

So the Critics’ Choice TV Awards were handed out …

Critics' Choice Television Awards

You know the drill: Pack a bunch of famous people into a room, hand out awards, which they either accept graciously or they lose with a smile on their face and resentment in their hearts, which will burn, cold yet fiery, until they get into their car and they're able to yell at one of their personal assistants. Anyway, this time it was the Critics' Choice Television Awards, so let's all see who the people responsible for judging the visual arts MORE

The 2014 Billboard Music Awards were last night …

2014 Billboard Music Awards

It's only been about a couple months since the avalanche of awards shows came to a close, but as we all know, celebrities needs a constant stream of assurance or else they will cease to exist in their dimension and fall back into ours. And so, The 2014 Billboard Music Awards were last night to celebrate people who actually do the right thing and buy their music (seriously, it's like $10 for an album. Barely a dollar per song!) and here's the MORE

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards were last night …

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Okay, so real talk here: As much as people regard the Oscars as the be-all, end-all for film excellence, 2014 MTV Movie Awards have a pretty decent track record. At least when they're not giving the award for Best Movie to Twilight, because seriously, what was that? I know this is voted on by teenagers, but still. Anyway, the 2014 awards were yesterday, and The Hunger Games won, so I can't complain. The full list of winners via HuffPo MORE

… And here’s who won big at the Razzie Awards

Movie 43

While most of Hollywood gathered together last night to honor the best of the best, a select few gathered a day earlier to destroy the worst of the worst for the Razzie Awards. This year, the big winners were Will Smith and his faux-philosopher, nepotistic son Jaden Smith, as well as Movie 43. Yeah, remember Movie 43? No one else does either. The winners via Rotten Tomatoes ... Worst Picture Movie 43 Worst Actor Jaden Smith, After MORE

Here’s who won big at The Academy Awards last night …

The Oscars

The bad news is that there really isn't that much to talk about in regards to the Oscars. The good news is that that means everyone did their job; remember how newsworthy last year's Oscars were? Well, that was because everyone hated Seth MacFarlane afterwards. A well done Academy Awards is one that doesn't throw us easy stories. So let's just jump straight into the winners then, shall we? Best Picture 12 Years A Slave Best MORE

So The Grammy Awards were last night …

Daft Punk and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Yeah, I know, the Grammy Awards were last night and SO MUCH STUFF HAPPENED! We'll get to it, we swear, but first let's run down the list of the night's big winners (read: the albums), via Forbes ... RECORD OF THE YEAR Get Lucky Daft Punk Featuring Pharrell Williams & Nile Rodgers ALBUM OF THE YEAR Random Access Memories Daft Punk SONG OF THE YEAR Royals Joel Little & Ella Yelich O’Connor, songwriters (Lorde) BEST NEW MORE

So the 2014 Golden Globe Awards were last night

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

GAH! The 2014 Golden Globe Awards! They were last night, and yet I totally missed them because of class. F**K! Well, it turns out a lot of the right people won, and except for one glaring omission, everything fell into place the way it was supposed to. The complete list of winners via HuffPo ... FILM Best Motion Picture – Drama: "12 Years A Slave" Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: "American Hustle" Best Actor – Motion Picture MORE

The 2013 American Music Awards were last night …

American Music Awards 2013

It's almost the end of the year, which means award shows! SO MANY AWARD SHOWS! Anyway, the American Music Awards took place last night, and various famous people were given shiny objects for being famous, and all was right with the world. The full list of winners, via Us Weekly ... Favorite Male Artist, Pop/Rock - Justin Timberlake Favorite Female Artist, Soul/R&B - Rihanna Favorite Album, Country - Taylor Swift/Red Favorite Album, MORE