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Sure, Detox may not have won the crown on this season of RuPaul's Drag Race, but at least she has her music career to fall back on. Here she is, re-teaming with Willam Belli and Vicky Vox for "Silicone," her ode to plastic surgery set to the tune of Robyn's "Dancing On My Own." Not to pull focus from Detox here, who does an amazing job, but gawd dammit, Vicky seriously needs to be on the sixth season of Drag Race. MAKE IT HAPPEN, RU! MAKE IT MORE
It's finally Friday, and I have the need to cut out so I can go spend the entire weekend doing practically nothing, so you know what that means: It's time to close out the week with a brand-new episode of Willam Belli's hysterical web show Willam's Beatdown, featuring a girl with way too much lipstick on, a bikini wax (not Gwyneth Paltrow's, thank heavens) and the most disgusting food of all ... the donut burger. Oh yeah, I mouth-vomed a little MORE
Real talk here: I was originally going to add the music video for Willam Belli's song "RuPaulogize" (iTunes) into the post about Willam's Beatdown last Friday, but then I was all like "Nah, it's 7PM on a Friday. I can't." So here's the video, featuring Sharon Needles, Raja and Alaska Thunderfuck. All I can say about it is that this bitch needs to be on the next season of All-Sharts All-Stars. MORE
Well, this week sucked huh? Honestly, it's just been one downer after another, so let's end this thing right with some drag queen goodness: First comes the news that Michelle Visage, Alaska Thunderfuck and Willam Belli will be starring in the San Antonio Woodlawn Theatre production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which means I'm literally dying right now. Literally. Someone call an ambulance. Second, here's the latest episode (#18) of Willam's MORE
Despite the fact that it's the middle of April and we should be down to light jacket weather by now, we had to deal with frozen rain yesterday and I swear to gawd, if it snows or sleets or hails one more time I will go blind. So instead of going outside and dealing with that crap, let's all stay inside and watch the latest episode (#17) of Willam Belli's Youtube show Willam's Beatdown, featuring a Mad TV reject, a girl who likes turkey legs way MORE
Oh thank gawd, it's finally the weekend. And it's almost warm now! Yay! It's like spring is almost here, but not really because I still need to wear two coats to walk my dog so that I don't freeze my nips off. Anyway, to celebrate the warmer weather and the two days where we don't have to work, we're cramming not one, not two, but three videos here all featuring the queens of RuPaul's Drag Race. First off, we have the new episode of Ring My MORE
Since I took last Friday off to do unspeakable things at The Black Eagle celebrate Good Friday, we missed posting the last episode of Willam's Beatdown to lead us out of the work week. So we're going to post it today instead, and before you say anything, yes: We just posted back-to-back Willam Belli and Pandora Boxx. Don't worry, there will always be enough room in my heart for the two of them. But only because they're both skinny bitches. MORE
From World of Wonder comes another episode of Ring My Bell, the webseries where the queens of RuPaul's Drag Race take your calls and read you for filth. And this episode features Willam Belli, singing "Boy is a Bottom" in three different languages. Which is about three languages more than I'm capable of singing in. MORE
So my boyfriend is currently in NYC, which means I'm all by my lonesome, with only my puppy and the internet to keep me company, so here's the latest episode of Willam's Beatdown. I can't really cuddle it like I can cuddle the pups, but at the same time, I'm fairly confident Willam Belli would never pee on our bed or eat an entire box of tinfoil while we were out. Soooooooo, yeah, kind of a tie here. MORE
For the second week running, I was faced with the moral dilemma of choosing between posting a new episode of Willam's Beatdown or about Courtney Stodden being a meatloaf-faced troll hooker. Once again, I went with Willam's Beatdown, because the show is really funny and also because I don't hate myself enough to write about Courtney. Anyway, in the new episode, Willam Belli discusses stuff like what to do if you're born with tiny breastesses, how MORE
Fun fact: Usually, the new episode of Willam's Beatdown comes out on Friday, right after I cut out for the weekend, which means I have to wait until Monday to post it because I mean really: Can you imagine if I posted sh!t during the weekends? That would almost be like work! (But it isn't ...) Anyway, I nearly posted a new video featuring Courtney Stodden in a ratty wig, but then I realized that a new episode of Beatdown was available and also MORE
What's that? Congress couldn't agree on a reasonable compromise to cut the federal budget in order to cut down on the deficit, and as such have been forced to swallow a political poison pill wherein massive across-the-boards cuts have been made to the public sector and the Pentagon, which economists believe will bring in one of the worst recessions since the housing bubble popped? (That's right, we can be political bitch. We watch The Daily Show MORE
What's that? Anne Hathaway won an award for Best Supporting Actress? Meh. Whatever. Here's Willam Belli with another episode of Willam's Beatdown on The Stylish. Seriously, if Willam had been at the Oscars making sure no one showed up with a busted-ass paint job, maybe Renée Zellweger wouldn't have showed up with shiny make up and a face that hasn't moved since Cold Mountain. MORE
I know, I know, today has turned into nothing but Oscar this and Oscar that ... don't worry, all we have to do is make it through the weekend and we won't have to talk about another boring-ass awards show for the rest of the year. Or at least until studios start releasing all their Oscar bait in the fall, because apparently the Academy has all the short-term memory of a concussion. Either way, here's Willam Belli to take the edge off all this MORE
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