Kim Kardashian: Rob’s weight is tarnishing my family’s name

Kim Kardashian

Not news: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole. News: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole who seems to think her brother's weight gain is bringing down the family name. No really. According to RadarOnline, the big reason why Rob Kardashian bailed on her and Kanye West's big famewhore wedding was because they had a blowout fight where Kim accused Rob of leaking info to the press. Oh, and Kim also thinks his physical appearance is tanking MORE

FitnessBytes: Jessica Simpson Reaches Her Goal Weight!

Jessica Simpson

Good things come to those who wait. Or good things come to those who have lucrative endorsement deals with weight-loss companies. WHATEVER. Jessica Simpson has reached her weight loss goal! She posted a photo on Instagram with #goalreached thanks Weight Watchers! The pic shows the 33-year old in a simple white t-shirt with her hair pulled up in a bun; her arms and face looking slimmed down. It's taken her a hot minute, and a team of MORE

Kim Kardashian: Whining about butt implant rumors again!

Kim Kardashian

Let's just put this out there: Kim Kardashian has a very butt-centric career. Literally the only reason anyone cared about her to begin with was because she had a huge ass. Then she launched herself into fame by filming Ray J peeing on her butt. She then maintained that level of fame by taking selfie after selfie of her photoshopped butt. But with all those butt-based publicity stunts, people will inevitably start saying she has butt implants, MORE

FitnessBytes: Did ‘The Biggest Loser’ lose too much weight?

Rachel Frederickson

I didn't even get a chance to see The Biggest Loser finale before comments about winner Rachel Frederickson being "scary skinny" and looking "sickly" started filling up my Twitter feed. To those people, first of all how dare you without a SPOILER ALERT! Secondly, Biggest Loser fans are very supportive and caring so it was pretty shocking to hear them turn on any of the contestants for doing what they're supposed to do -- lose weight. I MORE

Links: How did Xtina lose all that weight?

Christina Aguilera

→ Christina Aguilera's weight loss achieved by drastic diet and plastic surgery? Celebitchy → See the seventeen best moments from Miley Cyrus' Saturday Night Live appearance BuzzFeed → Which celebrity couple doesn't believe their baby should wear any type of diapers? SOW → Scarlett Johansson was named Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive for the second time! The Blemish → Carmen Electra still looks amazing in a bikini at age MORE

Kim Kardashian: Obsessed with losing her baby weight

Kim Kardashian

(Hint hint, Weight Watchers...) During Kim Kardashian's pregnancy, a certain someone (guess who) started planting rumors that Kim was angling to score a Weight Watchers deal so that she could regain her pre-pregnancy body while getting paid for it. It didn't help that Kim went out of her way to be photographed in the most unflattering maternity wear possible, but to be fair, Kim's pre-pregnancy style sucked pretty hard anyway. Despite the MORE

Kim Kardashian is eating like there’s no tomorrow!

Kim Kardashian

A couple weeks ago, I would have been the first to defend Kim Kardashian from people who think she's gaining too much weight. But after that report about how Kim is basically just going on about her weight so she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, meh. Let that talk all she wants. In that spirit, here's a report about how Kim is binge-eating because she's convinced that Kanye West is going to leave her because holy hell, Kim MORE

Is Kim Kardashian trying to score a Weight Watchers deal?

Kim Kardashian

Ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, I've been thrust into the awkward position of having to defend her against people saying she's "too fat." You know, because apparently packing on a few pounds while pregnant is the worst thing you can do. Well, it turns out Kim may be talking up her weight gain and wearing stupid, ill-fitting clothing so that she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, because why wouldn't Kim use her MORE

Kim Kardashian wants you to know she’s not 200 lbs

Kim Kardashian

You know what the worst thing about Kim Kardashian's pregnancy is? It's not the fact that she's been milking this for every last ounce of attention she could muster, or the idea that someone is going to be raised by her for eighteen years. It's the fact that I've actually had to start defending Kim's honor. I'm not thrilled with that either. Anyway, apparently someone thought that Kim gained too much pregnancy weight, and she decided to remind MORE

Scott Disick wants Kourtney Kardashian to lose weight

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian

Because today's theme is apparently "stupid, misogynist a-holes saying horrible things," Scott Disick reportedly told his girlfriend and baby mama Kourtney Kardashian that she needed to lose weight faster after her pregnancy, because Scott is literally that guy from American Psycho. Kourtney needs to DTMFA before he drops a chainsaw on her from atop a stairwell while ranting about obscure 80's bands. RadarOnline reports ... “Last time MORE

Honey Boo Boo’s mom June dropped 100lbs!

June Thompson

Pop culture is so awesome, you guys. We idolize no talent famewhores and celebrate people for doing nothing. Hurray! Most recently, Alana 'Honey Boo Boo' Thompson's mama June Thompson has been praised for losing 100 pounds by doing just that; nothing! Except, she actually did something -- which is why all those headlines that say she did it "without going to the gym" are misleading. Nobody needs a gym, surgery or diet pills to lose weight. True MORE

Stop calling Kelly Osbourne fat, you guys!

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne is the thinnest she's ever been, okay?!? So it's just plain mean to call her fat. Plus she's the only fashion critic who dares to diss Lady Gaga, so that makes her even more loveable. She's not taking any of your poo, so get over it little monsters. Kelly tells UK's Fabulous magazine that she's in the best shape of her life, thankyouverymuch. "I'm the thinnest I’ve ever been and the healthiest I've ever been. The MORE

Kim Kardashian isn’t real enough for Jenny Craig

Kim Kardashian

Like most people, when Kim Kardashian first realized she was pregnant, her first thought was, "Well that's all fine and dandy, but how can I milk this fetus for money and attention?" So of course, rumors have been going around of Kim possibly signing on with a weight-loss program, like Jessica Simpson did. Except according to TMZ, Jenny Craig won't consider signing her because she's not real enough. Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ MORE

Why Is Tori Spelling fat?

Tori Spelling

It's 2013! That means people are making all kinds of resolutions to be better people for the first two weeks of the year. Tori Spelling thinks it's time to stop being such a fat ass, which in Hollywood is code for leftover baby weight (she gave birth to her fourth kid back in August last year). Tori resolves to "Get healthy and back into those skinny jeans (the ones that scream “We miss you T!” every time I walk past them stacked and dusty MORE