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A couple weeks ago, I would have been the first to defend Kim Kardashian from people who think she's gaining too much weight. But after that report about how Kim is basically just going on about her weight so she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, meh. Let that talk all she wants. In that spirit, here's a report about how Kim is binge-eating because she's convinced that Kanye West is going to leave her because holy hell, Kim MORE
Ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, I've been thrust into the awkward position of having to defend her against people saying she's "too fat." You know, because apparently packing on a few pounds while pregnant is the worst thing you can do. Well, it turns out Kim may be talking up her weight gain and wearing stupid, ill-fitting clothing so that she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, because why wouldn't Kim use her MORE
You know what the worst thing about Kim Kardashian's pregnancy is? It's not the fact that she's been milking this for every last ounce of attention she could muster, or the idea that someone is going to be raised by her for eighteen years. It's the fact that I've actually had to start defending Kim's honor. I'm not thrilled with that either. Anyway, apparently someone thought that Kim gained too much pregnancy weight, and she decided to remind MORE
Because today's theme is apparently "stupid, misogynist a-holes saying horrible things," Scott Disick reportedly told his girlfriend and baby mama Kourtney Kardashian that she needed to lose weight faster after her pregnancy, because Scott is literally that guy from American Psycho. Kourtney needs to DTMFA before he drops a chainsaw on her from atop a stairwell while ranting about obscure 80's bands. RadarOnline reports ... “Last time MORE
Pop culture is so awesome, you guys. We idolize no talent famewhores and celebrate people for doing nothing. Hurray! Most recently, Alana 'Honey Boo Boo' Thompson's mama June Thompson has been praised for losing 100 pounds by doing just that; nothing! Except, she actually did something -- which is why all those headlines that say she did it "without going to the gym" are misleading. Nobody needs a gym, surgery or diet pills to lose weight. True MORE
Kelly Osbourne is the thinnest she's ever been, okay?!? So it's just plain mean to call her fat. Plus she's the only fashion critic who dares to diss Lady Gaga, so that makes her even more loveable. She's not taking any of your poo, so get over it little monsters. Kelly tells UK's Fabulous magazine that she's in the best shape of her life, thankyouverymuch. "I'm the thinnest I’ve ever been and the healthiest I've ever been. The MORE
Like most people, when Kim Kardashian first realized she was pregnant, her first thought was, "Well that's all fine and dandy, but how can I milk this fetus for money and attention?" So of course, rumors have been going around of Kim possibly signing on with a weight-loss program, like Jessica Simpson did. Except according to TMZ, Jenny Craig won't consider signing her because she's not real enough. Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ MORE
It's 2013! That means people are making all kinds of resolutions to be better people for the first two weeks of the year. Tori Spelling thinks it's time to stop being such a fat ass, which in Hollywood is code for leftover baby weight (she gave birth to her fourth kid back in August last year). Tori resolves to "Get healthy and back into those skinny jeans (the ones that scream “We miss you T!” every time I walk past them stacked and dusty MORE
There's just something about actor Chris Pratt that I find to be totally adorable. He seems like a totally nice guy plus he's super funny (I adore him on Parks and Recreation). He stopped by Conan O'Brien's talk show last night, and discussed how he became totally ripped (look at the hot picture below) for his role as a Navy Seal in the film Zero Dark Thirty (now playing in select theaters). Yet once that was all said and done, he had to pack the MORE
A little while back, Lady Gaga put on a touch of weight, so of course, the internet jumped on it and acted like she had a hippo surgically grafted to her ass. I mean really, she was a bit fuller, but it's not like she was fatally obese. Well, in a recent interview with Stylist, Gaga reaffirmed that she's a healthy weight and there's nothing wrong with being a bigger girl ... until she completely Freudian Slipped up and tried to deflect all the MORE
I must have ESP or something, because last October when Jessica Simpson announced she was going to be a "mummy" I told anyone who would listen how she could make a mint by simply losing her baby weight. She did everything I said; made $3 million dollars and lost 60 pounds. I can't get you a contract with Weight Watchers, but I can tell you how to drop the weight in the same time frame. Us Weekly says she's using the PointsPlus program and MORE
Shut up Tyler Perry is looking good okay. Those Medea movies are hilarious. They are!!! Maybe I'm not the best film critic, but I do know a slimmed down star when I see one. It also helps that he's on the cover of Men's Health, talkin' 'bout losing thirty pounds -- and he doesn't mean by taking off his giant fake boobs. How did he do it? With the help of a celebrity trainer -- but you can follow his routine below: His hour long morning MORE
Remember back in 2002, when the pop landscape was littered with skinny blonde chicks like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson, and they all sounded exactly the same? Well, flash forward a decade, and now they're all a little chubbier and quite possibly a little crazier, which is what happens when you spend ten years being told an extra helping of sweet potato fries will kill your career. Well, now that Xtina has officially MORE
Recently, pictures of Lady Gaga looking a little bit fuller (not fat, just a bit bigger) hit the web, which of course resulted in a bunch of people calling her fat, because as we all know, the web is populated with fitness models. Anyway, in order to fire back at them, Gaga posted nearly-nude pictures of herself on LittleMonsters.com, because that always shuts up internet a-holes. CNN reports ... Lady Gaga struck back at tabloid attacks on her MORE
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