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Because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West seem so happy together, they've apparently decided to make wedding plans according to RadarOnline. Hey, why not? If a baby doesn't magically fix your loveless relationship, then vowing to stay together until one of you dies should fix what ails you! Kim is set to exchange “I do’s” wearing an “ethereal white wedding dress,” the source said, and wants a location “where they can hear the waves and MORE
Signing a prenup agreement is kind of like wearing a condom: In a perfect world, we wouldn't have to do it, but in this day and age you sort of have to cover your ass wherever you can. But Jennifer Aniston is adamant that she's not going to sign a prenup agreement when she finally gets hitched to her boyfriend Justin Theroux. Via Hollywood Life ... “Jen’s absolutely adamant about not having a prenup,” a source close to Jennifer told OK! MORE
You know what's better than duping some poor dumb shlump into marrying you for the sake of turning it into a multi-million dollar TV special? Marrying the guy who knocked you up while you were still married to the first shlump because you apparently have a problem with having children out of wedlock, but have no problem with getting famous using a sex tape. Which is of course what Kim Kardashian is doing, because Kanye West is a much bigger MORE
A little over a year ago, Kim Kardashian sold her big fake sham wedding out for the sake of money and attention, and then everyone acted all shocked when it imploded on itself barely two months later when Kim realized she would actually have to spend the rest of her life with someone who wasn't herself. Whoops. So of course, Kim is allegedly already planning her next big fake sham wedding to Kanye West, except this time around, no one's willing MORE
We got word today that Kate Winslet (37) married fellow Brit Ned RocknRoll (34) earlier this month, and yes, that's his real name, after he legally changed it from Abel Smith. This new union marks Kate's third (and hopefully final) trip down the aisle. Slow clap. SLOW. CLAP HUNTY. Us Weekly reports ... Academy Award winner Kate Winslet has wed Ned RocknRoll in a secret ceremony, Us Weekly can exclusively confirm. The Titanic actress, 37, MORE
This just in from Kelly Clarkson's Twitter account ... she's engaged to be married to her talent manager boyfriend Brandon Blackstock! Congratulations to the happy couple, I am thrilled that Kelly has finally found love, plus he seems like a great guy! No word on when the wedding will take place, the two have only been dating for about a year, so I don't think there's any rush to walk down the MORE
Presumably, because she saw all the attention Prince William and Kate Middleton got for their wedding, Kim Kardashian is determined to get married in an English castle. No totally, because her last fairytale wedding went so well, right? Contact Music reports ... Although the reality TV star is still legally married to Kris Humphries she is reportedly already planning her nuptials to boyfriend Kanye West and wants a huge English event to rival MORE
Thus far, both Kim Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian have gotten married for the sake of putting together a crappy reality TV. And in all fairness, it's worked out super well, in that Kim immediately got divorced and everyone realized what a horrible fake she is. Well, Kris Jenner is now trying to recreate that magic by trying to get Kourtney Kardashian to do a shot-gun reality TV wedding! I know, how romantic. RadarOnline reports ... "[Kris] MORE
Every wedding needs something old, something new, something borrowed, and something that blew. Apparently, for Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's $6.5 Million wedding, the thing that blew was Justin's friend, Justin Huchel, who showed up with a video that takes advantage of L.A.'s homeless for the sake of a bad joke. Haha! It's funny because America's mental health program is seriously flawed and as a result, numerous people with mental MORE
On one hand, Kim Kardashian put together a wedding for reality TV, because bilking money out of rubes is kinda her thing. On the other, Kim would swear up and down that she can fly and has x-ray vision because she's from Krypton, so honestly we can't really trust anything she says. So when Ryan Seacrest claimed that we would get news about Kim and Kanye West's possible engagement yesterday, of course nothing actually happened because not even MORE
My, can you believe it's been almost a year since Kim Kardashian ended her last big fake sham wedding? Time sure flies when you're being manipulative and evil! Sure, her last marriage may have ended in outright disaster after only two months, and sure she went ahead and kept all the money and gifts that she earned from said wedding, but that doesn't mean she can't go ahead and plan her next wedding to Kanye West! Speaking of, does anyone remember MORE
To be honest, I had no idea that Cobie Smulders and Taran Killam were dating, but I think they're both totally adorable, and I thought that Cobie was one of the best underrated parts of The Avengers while Taran has been consistently amazing on Saturday Night Live, so this makes me happy. Entertainment Weekly reports ... How I Met Your Mother star Cobie Smulders and Saturday Night Live player Taran Killam finally tied the knot. The television MORE
Okay, quick question here, but were Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds engaged at any point? Because they just got married this past weekend, and I'm totally happy for them and all, but I'm just wondering if I missed something here. Aaaaaaaanyway, People reports ... It's been nearly a year since they were first publicly linked – and now Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are husband and wife. A source confirms to People that the couple tied the knot MORE
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly rumored to be getting married for, like, the fiftieth time or so now because we will never get tired of trying to validate their marriage with jewellery. Anyway, the latest "WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY PLEASE TELL ME THEY WILL" moment is coming up this weekend, as Brad and Angie are throwing a party. Because everyone knows an unmarried couple can't throw a party without accidentally exchanging vows. "Brad MORE
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