Jay Z and Beyoncé are bailing on Kimye’s wedding

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Remember all those stories about how Beyoncé has been absolutely dreading the idea of going to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding because she can't be around her for more than five seconds without getting a case of the douche chills? Well, according to The Daily Mail, she and hubby Jay Z decided to bail out on the whole big event because they don't want to be on one of the Kardashians' reality TV specials. Austin Powers: Goldmember? Sure, MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding already has a slight hitch?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Hey, remember Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's reality TV special that also doubles as their wedding? Well, there's just one slight hiccup in their filming / wedding plans: According to RadarOnline, if you want to get married for a reality TV show in France you have to have been living there for at least 40 days prior. Dammit, won't somebody think about the ratings? Radar reviewed the law with the French Embassy in Washington D.C. whom advised: MORE

Beyoncé thinks Kim Kardashian’s wedding will be tacky

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Anytime Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian is around each other (which isn't often, so that should probably tell you something), Kim tends to look like an overactive little girl around a basket of puppies while Bey looks like she's being forced at gunpoint to interact with someone covered in leeches. The love isn't exactly requited. Anyway, Kim is just tickled pink that Beyoncé will attend her and Kanye West's wedding / TV special, but according to MORE

Kanye West wants his wedding to be a performance art piece?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

To the surprise of absolutely no one, RadarOnline is reporting that Kanye West may be going a bit overboard with his wedding. As in, he's turning into one big self-serving art piece about weddings, instead of letting it actually just be a wedding. I know, poor Kim Kardashian! I'm sure she wanted an intimate, private ceremony so that she could turn it into a reality TV special. She must be crushed. “It’s just insane,” a friend told MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding is getting bumped up in the schedule

Kim Kardashian

Last month, it was announced that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were going to be putting their wedding in the hands of E!, because at least someone should get something out of the whole thing. Anyway, in case you thought you had a buffer between now and the inevitable merger of Entitled and Belligerent, the wedding has been moved up. You thought you had time, but you thought WRONG. Date swap! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to push MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding will be turned into a TV special

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding

As some of you might remember, after Kim Kardashian had her baby, she swore that she was a more private person, and when Kanye West proposed to her, he swore that their wedding wouldn't be turned into a cheesy reality TV special. Except it turns out both of those were lies, because their inevitable wedding is being planned and filmed by the E! network. RadarOnline reports ... “Kim and Kanye have narrowed down the wedding location, which is MORE

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis hosted a mass Grammys wedding

Macklemore, Mary Lambert, Madonna, Ryan Lewis, and Queen Latifah

So the big moment of the Grammy Awards last night was the performance by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis with Mary Lambert and Madonna combining "Same Love" and "Open Your Heart," which featured 33 couples (gay and straight) getting married by Queen Latifah. I'm not even going to try and write anything funny, because f*ck I was crying when I saw this. I am a super easy cry at weddings, so this brought on the waterworks. MORE

Kim and Kanye got denied by the Palace of Versailles!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Let's just get one thing straight: This Kim Kardashian / Kanye West marriage is going to happen whether we like it or not. They're two awful people who decided that the financial and societal perks would make up for the lack of "love" people keep talking about, so they might as well shack up while the getting's good. Except HA HA! Turns out there's a slight problem because their preferred wedding destination, the Palace of Versailles in France, MORE

Links: Pamela Anderson remarried Rick Salomon

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon

→ Pamela Anderson is an honest woman again -- she remarried her ex Rick Salomon! Celebslam → Kim Kardashian denies Photoshopping selfies: I am so disciplined & work so hard! Celebitchy → Golden Globes 2014 After-Parties: Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney win fakest kiss! Bohomoth → Miley Cyrus tweeted this photo of herself with some super big fake teeth! SOW → Justin Timberlake celebrated his People's Choice Award wins at MORE

Kaley Cuoco got married to Ryan Sweeting

Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting

Earlier this year in July, Kaley Cuoco was dating Henry Cavill, only to have the relationship fall apart after a few weeks. She then proceeded to get engaged two months later to pro tennis player Ryan Sweeting, and over New Year's she got married, which ... holy crap, that's fast. And that's coming from someone who moved in with his boyfriend after the third date (deep down, we're secretly lesbians). Anyway, good luck to the happy couple MORE

Kim Kardashian wants to copy the Royal Wedding

Kim Kardashian

As we found out last year when Kim Kardashian announced her pregnancy right around the time Kate Middleton announced hers, apparently Kim has a bit of a Single White Female thing going on with Princess Kate. So of course, with her impending nuptials to Kanye West looming on the horizon like a poisonous fog of ass and entitlement, she's reportedly trying to ape the Royal Wedding for her own big day. Contact Music reports ... The Keeping Up with MORE

Benedict Cumberbatch married his gay friends!

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch has really been campaigning for the title of best person alive over the past couple years, what with his air-tight nerd cred, his upcoming portrayal of Julian Assange, and now he's officiating gay weddings! Could he BE more perfect? The answer is no. The Sun reports ... The actor oversaw the civil ceremony of two male pals in Ibiza on Saturday night — and it went down a treat. Benedict — previously voted The Sun’s MORE

Surprise! Kim Kardashian & Kanye West ARE NOT getting married!

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West

You want to know how slow a news day it is? We're reporting a story from RadarOnline about how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ARE NOT getting married. Seriously, it's so slow we have to update you on how the status quo is being maintained. Apparently, it's too gawd damn hot for celebrities to act like complete morons. Curse this infernal heat wave! Kris Jenner believes not enough time has passed from Kim’s messy divorce battle with Kris MORE

Links: On hold means it’s not happening, right?

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's Wedding On Hold

→ Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's wedding is 'on hold' indefinitely right now! Celebitchy → Here are twenty-four utterly and totally annoying celebrity complaints on Twitter! BuzzFeed → Let's try to guess where Dean McDermott's (Tori Spelling's husband) new tattoo is! The Blemish → Meet Leyla Ghobadi, the girl Kanye West maybe got it on with! (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather → Justin Timberlake just released the MORE