Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

So apparently, after being together for nine years, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made it official a few days ago by getting married. Possibly. Honestly, I don't think there's been any confirmation from the happy couple, but everyone on the internet is saying it's true, so it must be true! Via Us Weekly: Leave it to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to pull off the impossible in Hollywood -- a secret wedding! The high-profile couple somehow managed MORE

Kanye West gets his rant on about an Instagram photo

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

It's been a while since Kanye West went on a big huge rant about nothing, which I guess is what happens when you get married to Kim Kardashian: You go quiet for a bit and try to make everyone forget that ever happened. Except here comes RadarOnline to report that Kanye went on a big, braggy rant at the Cannes Lions Festival, one of the biggest artistic movie festivals out there, about how great his and Kim's Instagram wedding photo MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding was literally insane

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

Allergy season has hit me like a ton of bricks recently, to the point where in the space of a day I've gone through a whole cold and sinus cycle and now I'm having a headache ridden comedown. Which is all to say I have a very tenuous grasp on reality right now, and this report from Page Six doesn't help. Apparently, they were able to slip a spy into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding, and the sh!t they saw was nothing short of an insane trip MORE

Beyoncé wasn’t too keen on Kimye’s wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Either through blackmail, bribery, or outright dealing with the devil (NOT TODAY, SATAN! NOT TODAY!) Kim Kardashian at one point had Beyoncé and Jay Z planning on going to her wedding. But either because the pictures were destroyed, the check bounced, or because Satan didn't hold his end of the bargain, Beyoncé and Jay Z ended up pulling out at the last minute, and all was right with that specific part of the world. Even though Beyoncé since MORE

Place Your Bets: How long will Kim & Kanye’s marriage last?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

I'll be honest, I debated about which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding story I was going to run with -- since this thing will, without a doubt, churn about two weeks' worth of famewhoring, I limited myself to only one Kimye piece a day. You're welcome I guess? -- and there were more than a few to pick from. I very nearly went with the one about how the other Kardashians ran their brother out of the wedding because he was too fat, but then I MORE

Let’s just get Kim & Kanye’s stupid wedding out of the way …

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

There really isn't any reason why we should be posting today: It's Memorial Day, and even though I'm in Canada, this still kind of applies to me. But still, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's marriage happened in Italy, and we just all have to pretend like this is an important thing that happened instead of the set-up to a fabulously prolonged divorce. Anyway, yeah, they got married. It was presumably a gaudy mess that they will turn into a reality MORE

Is Jay Z talking smack about Kim Kardashian’s wedding?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding is this weekend, so if over the next couple days you sense an encroaching, inescapable feeling of dread and despair, that's what's happening. (Have you made peace with your lord? No? Oh dear ...) Anyway, Kim has been pretty adamant about having Jay Z and Beyoncé at her wedding, which is hilarious because Beyoncé quite clearly hates her. According to RadarOnline, she's even gone so far as to talk sh!t MORE

Ray J wants to give Kim Kardashian sex tape profits for her wedding?

Ray J and Kim Kardashian

Last time Kim Kardashian got (ahem-hem) 'married"' for all of two months, the news of her temporarily wedded bliss was overshadowed by the fact that literally everyone in the world remembered her sex tape and immediately ran off to buy it again. So of course, now that she's getting (ahem-hem) 'married' again, it looks like it's time for another story about Kim's Vivid Video sex tape, as Ray J is gifting her four months of royalties for her MORE

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Real talk: this weekend, I got to see my cousin get married to the love of her life in a beautiful private ceremony that the entire family came together to create. It was lovely event, she was deliriously happy, and everyone had a good time. I bring that up because now that I know what a wedding is actually supposed to look like, I now hate Kris Jenner's "turn every wedding into a reality TV spectacle for fame and money" gambit even more. Which MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are getting married this week?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Later this year, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to film their reality TV special where they get married in a French castle or something, because everyone knows that wedding episodes always do insane numbers in the ratings. It's the reason why shows always save them for either sweeps or season finales. Anyway, presumably so that they can squeeze in a full dress rehearsal before filming starts, Kim and Kanye are reportedly going to be MORE

Jay Z and Beyoncé are bailing on Kimye’s wedding

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Remember all those stories about how Beyoncé has been absolutely dreading the idea of going to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding because she can't be around her for more than five seconds without getting a case of the douche chills? Well, according to The Daily Mail, she and hubby Jay Z decided to bail out on the whole big event because they don't want to be on one of the Kardashians' reality TV specials. Austin Powers: Goldmember? Sure, MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding already has a slight hitch?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Hey, remember Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's reality TV special that also doubles as their wedding? Well, there's just one slight hiccup in their filming / wedding plans: According to RadarOnline, if you want to get married for a reality TV show in France you have to have been living there for at least 40 days prior. Dammit, won't somebody think about the ratings? Radar reviewed the law with the French Embassy in Washington D.C. whom advised: MORE

Beyoncé thinks Kim Kardashian’s wedding will be tacky

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Anytime Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian is around each other (which isn't often, so that should probably tell you something), Kim tends to look like an overactive little girl around a basket of puppies while Bey looks like she's being forced at gunpoint to interact with someone covered in leeches. The love isn't exactly requited. Anyway, Kim is just tickled pink that Beyoncé will attend her and Kanye West's wedding / TV special, but according to MORE

Kanye West wants his wedding to be a performance art piece?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

To the surprise of absolutely no one, RadarOnline is reporting that Kanye West may be going a bit overboard with his wedding. As in, he's turning into one big self-serving art piece about weddings, instead of letting it actually just be a wedding. I know, poor Kim Kardashian! I'm sure she wanted an intimate, private ceremony so that she could turn it into a reality TV special. She must be crushed. “It’s just insane,” a friend told MORE